If the Israelis see it those boys standing next to it are going to be picking...
If the Israelis see it those boys standing next to it are going to be picking splinters out of their asses for a month.Read more...
View ArticleLooks like he waited just long enough for the train to come to a complete...
Looks like he waited just long enough for the train to come to a complete stop before he got moving. Probably wanted to make sure it hadn't derailed and wasn't going to pancake him once he got...
View ArticleThis actually happened to my mom back in the early 60's, only it was my...
This actually happened to my mom back in the early 60's, only it was my fault. I liked to draw, so I drew their Illinois license plate on cardboard and taped it onto their license plate so I could take...
View ArticleDon’t be so hard on her.
Don’t be so hard on her. She maple herself up by the birches after this and rise from the ash. Branching out like that may go against the grain but it would certainly spruce things up for her. Read...
View ArticleAs someone who valeted, then supervised valets, at a high end Chicago...
As someone who valeted, then supervised valets, at a high end Chicago establishment during my college years, there are a few things you can do to minimize the risk. Read more...
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Seriously.
Seriously. Wonderful, naturally-aspirated engine, (relatively) reasonable maintenance costs for an M-car, 6-speed only, and it just has this subtle, badass look to it. It’s like the classy gentleman of...
View ArticleIt would help if Raphael knew the meaning of words, too.
It would help if Raphael knew the meaning of words, too. For example, “nonplussed” does not mean “uncaring,” but in a punderful twist, it actually means “utterly perplexed.”Read more...
View ArticleA side benefit to a parking spot is that insurance companies will charge a...
A side benefit to a parking spot is that insurance companies will charge a lower premium if the car is kept garaged.Read more...
View ArticleHe’ll need a good lawyer to get overdose charges.
He’ll need a good lawyer to get overdose charges. Read more...
View ArticleOn my E30.
On my E30. Started hearing a steady hum coming from one of the wheels. Then got louder. Almost like a grinding sound. Felt increasingly wobbly under braking. After a few more drives, hum-grind was so...
View ArticleThe Hyperbole Jalopnik Just Employed Went Over Your Godless Head: Report.
The Hyperbole Jalopnik Just Employed Went Over Your Godless Head: Report. Read more...
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Yeah, let all the unlicensed teenagers drive a heavy hunk of metal down a...
Yeah, let all the unlicensed teenagers drive a heavy hunk of metal down a cycling lane. That won’t resemble a bowling alley at all. Read more...
View ArticleYou have to admit it’s pretty punchy.
You have to admit it’s pretty punchy.Read more...
View ArticleHow is that kind of sign even remotely a legal basis to tow someone from a...
How is that kind of sign even remotely a legal basis to tow someone from a street parking space? That’s clearly a private sign and shouldn’t have any bearing on public streets.Read more...
View Article“What were you thinking?
“What were you thinking? You could have been robbed!”Read more...
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It will excel at one job: making President Trump like and fund it.
It will excel at one job: making President Trump like and fund it.Read more...
View ArticleReal heroes don’t have to comply with your random biases.
Real heroes don’t have to comply with your random biases.Read more...
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